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"Foxy Lady, dirty talk fo you, i put evyting in my mout" 401 976-SWAN (Will) Ms. Swan answers phones at a sex hotline.

Nobody better take Yvonne's parking spot! Dang!!!

Yvonne Criddle is that horrible neighbor no one wants.

Leona pointing out the obvious dangers of smoking. "It says in letters, as big as people!" then "Can I ask you something, does your husband know how to read?"

Miss. Swan at her most awkward annoying...at a gay bar!

Can you imagine having to deal with Miss Swan at your drive through? Would you get as frustrated as him?

"You on edge sister. No more coffee for you!"

"SA-KURA-TEE!"